Christians are straight up FREAKS
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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