To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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