yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Randomize