Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
We need to feng shui this bitch.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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