So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
third nipple confirmed
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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