Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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