Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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