I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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