it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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