i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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