you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I think people are normalizing furries
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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