I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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