You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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