just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
is wine microwaveable?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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