He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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