no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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