He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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