I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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