Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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