Your dad touched me again.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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