I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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