Dual....:-)
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
