This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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