Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
