If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
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