Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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