and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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