Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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