so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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