Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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