Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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