I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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