Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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