My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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