Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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