Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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