piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
foreskin is a definite game changer
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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