who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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