do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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