rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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