paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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