absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
COCAINE IS GR8
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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