SEEEEXXX PLEASE
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Randomize
