I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
We are all done wearing pants today
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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