im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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