turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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