Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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