But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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