I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
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