I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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