i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
