I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I should be sponsored by Trojan
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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