I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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